Sat Nov 4
2:00 - FREE!!!
"Press Play to Agitate:
Pirates, Parodists, and the Prank-Documentary"
a sidebar presentation by Craig Baldwin
Appropriation. Culture-jamming. Politics with a satiric edge. These topics and more will be covered in a presentation by Craig Baldwin that will also include examples from many well-known culture-jamming organizations & individuals.
Craig Baldwin is the curator of San Francisco's "Other Cinema" short film/video showcase, and an accomplished filmmaker in his own right (SONIC OUTLAWS, TRIBULATION 99, SPECTRES OF THE SPECTRUM - MCF '99).
4:00 - DOOMED PLANET & VERT REMIXED
Vert Remixed Evan & Kirk made a critically acclaimed documentary called VERT.
Then internationally renowned multimedia-fusion-artists, The Nazareth
Brothers, asked Evan & Kirk for all the raw VERT footage and permission
to make their own cut of the film. Permission was granted with one stipulation:
no new footage could be shot. The end result is a new and different documentary
about a man’s hobby of throwing rocks into bodies of water. Evan Mather, evan@evanmather.com, www.evanmather.com |
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Doomed Planet “America’s Favorite Low-Budget Armageddon Comedy!” Public
Access TV serves as a weapon in Seattle’s cult wars, as the Sad Flower
Cult battles the Doomed Planet Cult in their ongoing panhandling and membership
drives. A three-fingered Jerry Garcia, Charlie Manson, porn stars and
Tad (not an imposter) make cameos as the story goes from the streets of
Seattle, through the airwaves, to Tokyo and Bruce Lee’s grave, to
Germany, and finally into the new millenium and past the expected apocalypse. Galaxaco, 2318 2nd Ave PMB#1081, Seattle, WA 98121, alex@galaxaco.com, www.galaxaco.com |
6:00 - RADIO FREE STEVE
Radio Free Steve In 1999 avant-garde filmmaker Lars Von Biers discovered Steve working
for a small video duplication company in Texas. Steve told Von Biers of
a movie called RADIO FREE STEVE that he made in 1984, but never finished.
Steve shot the entire movie while on a road trip to Hollywood with the
help of his best friend, Dirk, and his reluctant girlfriend, Trish. After
watching just an hour of the raw footage, Lars agreed to help Steve finish
the film. Now, after 15 years, the world can finally see his seminal masterpiece.... In post-nuclear-war America, mankind struggles to survive. Radioactive
fallout blankets the earth. Flesh-eating mutants roam the highways. And
the FCC won’t let anyone on the radio. America’s only hope is
the last living radio pirate, Radio Free Steve, who cruises the Texas
highways, broadcasting new wave music and a message of hope from his radio
equipped van. With a twinkle in his eye and an itchy middle finger, Steve
fights for freedom the only way he knows how: killing mutants and flipping
off the FCC. Meanwhile a ruthless bounty hunter named Dirk (played by
Steve’s best friend) tracks Steve from his souped-up Camaro Z-28.
Steve decides he better hide out before the FCC finds him. He rescues
his slave-girl (played by Steve’s then girlfriend, Trish) from a
lame party and heads out into the Forbidden Zone -- a harsh desert wasteland
inhabited by anyone that Steve could convince to be in his movie: a flamboyant
minimalist art curator, a new age guru, acid-eating punks, treacherous
preppies, and deadly Buddhists. Jules Beesley, 65 Hill Street, Suite B, San Francisco, CA 94110, jules@flophouse.com, www.radiofreesteve.com |
8:00 - "Experimiscellaneous" shorts
A Special Message To You From Mike Z “The most important tape that you will ever see”. This new
one from Mike Z (HOW TO START A REVOLUTION IN AMERICA - MCF’99) reinforces
why an audience member at last spring’s JHFF, felt the need to yell,
“Mike Z is God!” after a screening of Z’s MY LEFT NUT. Mike Z, PO Box 80, Glen Ridge, NJ 07028, T 917-404-5334, thez1@mindspring.com, crowdedtheater.com |
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What Boys Want Take a handful of colored Sharpies, a roll of 20 years old Dupont black
and white film stock, a Lite Brite, an animation motor, a Betty doll,
a hamburger and a Bolex. Put them in a bag and shake vigorously. The result
is this simple and comic portrait of a boy paralyzed by his idiotic desire. Roger Beebe, 313 NW 2nd St, Gainesville, FL 32601, T 352-271-4265, rogerbb@english.ufl.edu |
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Crescent Time Monologue becomes dialogue as image, text, and voice intersect and fold
back upon one another through this hypnotic night in the desert. A new
one from Simon Tarr (BURNING CONTOUR MATRIX - MCF ‘98). Simon Tarr, 114 Carnegie Building, University Park, PA 16802, simon@berserker-rage.com, www.berserker-rage.com |
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Nu “Drenched with unrealized eroticism, punctuated by pop music, if
desire had a voice she would speak French with a Parisian accent. Each
subtitle becomes a title for the image. This film is a love poem about
secret crushes, imaged voyeurism, and almost naughty daydreams”. Marah Strauch, 184 East 3rd St Apt. 1C, New York, NY 10009, modernmarah.rcn.com |
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Slow Death of A Large Animal A video composed of scavenged 16mm films from the wastelands of Detroit.
Shadows of emulsion-damaged 30’s circus footage juxtaposed with a
brooding, elegiac soundtrack create a sinister and melancholic mood. See
Mark’s JEFF, also showing at MCF 2000. Mark Hejnar, PO Box 578503, Chicago, IL 60657-8503, T 773-764-0436, mhejnar@hotmail.com |
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MANAPE “Ugly man morphs into beautiful ape”. MANAPE is the 25-second
audition tape that landed Emmy Collins (HEADSHOT - MCF ‘99) not one,
but TWO roles (man AND ape) in the new Planet of the Apes movie, THE VISITOR,
directed by Tim Burton. Don’t miss Emmy as Gay Jesus in Crazy Pete’s
GOD MADE MAN, also showing at MCF 2000. Frugality Films, 229 S. Westlake Ave #205, Los Angeles, CA 90057-2447, T 213-484-5929, frugalfilms@hotmail.com, www.frugalityfilms.com |
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Schizophrenia circa 1986 Shot on 16mm in the mid-1980s. By contrasting real quotes with images
of NYC’s homeless, the schizophrenic nature of our culture regarding
wealth is revealed with gallows humor. Even the vocals on the original
soundtrack were taken from a real answering machine message. The film
was completed in 1999, after Jeanne Vitale finally learned how to edit. Jeanne Vitale, 78 E 7th St #2, Brooklyn, NY 11218, T day 212-500-4975, T night 718-972-0861, jvitale@ixl.com |
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Phases Video face dancing. A witty expression of choreographic synchronicity
and counterpoint, it alludes to Asian theater masks and resembles a scientific
etude of facial expression. The video is made in one performance take. Marcus Young, 1827 Elliot Ave #2, Minneapolis, MN 55404, T 612-871-6008, marcusyoung@yahoo.com |
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The Vyrotonin Decision A post-modern disaster epic featuring thirty-six appropriated television
commercials from 1971. Using a hole punch, junk store splicer, and lots
of tape and glue, this film is a hand made film constructed from the images
and sounds of dumpster-rescued television studio discards from the days
before video replaced 16mm production. Matt McCormick, Rodeo Film Company, PO Box 40835, Portland, OR 97240, T 503-282-6082, perph@jps.net |
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Sincerely, Joe P. Bear Polar bears, ice queens, lost love... appropriated news clips from the
1960’s combine with hand-painted film to tackle the momentous issue
of how polar bears cope with heartbreak and rejection. Matt McCormick, Rodeo Film Company, PO Box 40835, Portland, OR 97240, T 503-282-6082, perph@jps.net |
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Jeff Manipulated media imagery and sound are mixed with Milwaukee location
footage and fantasy recreation to create an obsessive, disturbing look
at serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. From Mark Hejnar (TV MINISTRY - MCF
‘99, AFLICTION, HERD MENTALITY). Mark Hejnar, PO Box 578503, Chicago, IL 60657-8503, T 773-764-0436, mhejnar@hotmail.com |
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Depression A time-lapse view of one depressing evening. A new one from Matthew Fern
(PENGUIN SOUP - MCF ‘99). Matthew Fern, Ferndog Productions, 1444 1/2 Edgecliff Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90024, mdferndog@hotmail.com |
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Dance Habibi Dance “Mythological creatures parade and swim in an acid Greek mythos.
This is the broadcast from beyond, with lurid flesh, Arabesque disco and
eye candy for the starved.” Usama Alshaibi, Chicago Historical Society, 1601 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60614-6099, T 312-642-5035 ext 327 or 312-409-3890, a_usama@hotmail.com |
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Split Ya-Nan Chou (PINPOINT - MCF ‘99) returns with another of her trademark
Fabric Animations, this one made mostly with embroidery, fabric collage
and paint on fabric. SPLIT is about a heartbroken woman who splits herself
from the relationship she used to live in. Ya-Nan Chou, 5923 White Oak Ave, Encino, CA 91316, T 818-705-1682, ynchou@pacbell.net |
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Fansom the Lizard Based on family folklore, this is the true story of a pet lizard who
travels from his home in Louisiana to Las Vegas in search of adventure.
A vibrant fusion of hand-drawn and computer generated animation. Evan Mather, evan@evanmather.com, www.evanmather.com |
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Les Pantless Menace A flying army of naked Barbies (with something sinister on their minds)
descends to the peaceful lemon planet to wreak havoc. The fourth in Evan’s
series of animated Star Wars shorts (QUENTIN TARANTINO’S STAR WARS
& GODZILLA VERSES DISCO LANDO - MCF ‘98). Evan Mather, evan@evanmather.com, www.evanmather.com |
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Buena Vista Fight Club Set within the context of an AVINO catalog, a trio of musicians go on a bloody rampage.
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The Effigy of Forget Robots conduct mysterious experiments in an underground laboratory. Fans
of the Brothers Quay’s stop-motion animation will enjoy this! James Dingle, 1809 Robert St, New Orleans, LA 70115, T 504-891-1422, jacquafresh@hotmail.com |
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Sadisinfectenz “A filmic poem describing the obsessive need to manipulate the feelings
and the senses of a virtual lover”. Giulia Frati, 5309 Parc Ave #12, Montreal, PQ, H2V 4G9, Canada, T 514-490-1982, zelectra@hotmail.com |
10:00 - Cool Shorts
Master Foot Theater Classic tales are reenacted by a “cast” of feet and hands belonging
to Bianca Bob (NUMBER ONE LOCAL, AINT GONNA PEE IN THE CUP, CAFE ME -
MCF ‘97). The Palm & Pinky Players -- as this “troupe”
is known, is an ensemble of talented digits and appendages known for their
unusually liberal rewrites of stories, and for calling other players ‘FAT
BOY” for no apparent reason. The two episodes in this series are
“The Fox, The Crow and The Cheese” and “Waiting For Godot”,
which are very kinda sorta based on the Aesop fable and Beckett play of
the same name. All other similarities end there. Bianca Bob, Bbob Films, PO Box 384, New York, NY 10014, T 212-229-8327, biancabob@aol.com |
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Mysterious World of Birds It’s a quick and simple animated documentary about the nocturnal
habits of birds... with a blooper reel tacked onto the end! Killing Time Pictures, 2029 Eastwood Road #131, Wilmington, NC 28403, T 910-509-2890, info@killingtimepictures.com |
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Special Report The spirit of old-time exploitation cinema possesses America’s favorite
news anchors. Bryan Boyce, 1731 15th St, San Francisco, CA 94103, skwid@hooked.net |
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Jaws the 13th If you’ve seen one killer shark movie, you’ve seen them all...
except for this one. A new flick from Monroe Bardot (JIMMY JANG JANG -
MCF ‘98, KUKLA FRAN & ADOLF - MCF ‘99). Video Bardot, PO Box 5940, Baltimore, MD 21208, uglyworld@erols.com |
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Election Collectibles G. W. Bush and Al Gore sell Campaign 2000 memorabilia on the Home Shopping
Network, and go slowly insane. Bryan Boyce, 1731 15th St, San Francisco, CA 94103, skwid@hooked.net |
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Basic Rules of Restaurant Etiquette Jim Jacob (AN INTRODUCTION TO FILM NOIR - MCF ‘98) returns to educate
us further, this time about acceptable behavior in restaurants. Jim Jacob, 210 Park Ave, River Forest, IL 60305, T 708-366-9748, jjmjacob@aol.com |
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Frank’s Monday A different kind of car commercial. A different kind of car. Michael Connor, connor_mike@yahoo.com |
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Anarchy Monkey Anarchy Monkey is the product of that sinful fornication between capitalism
and counterculture commodified in the form of a stuffed monkey with a
blue mohawk. He’s cute. He’s cuddly. He speaks for no one. He’s
a tool of the very same man he sticks it to. Anarchy Monkey is your pint-sized
mascot ready to pedal punk pleasures to the pop population of rebellious
Generation X, Y and Z. All in thirty seconds of orgasmic bedazzmobility.
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Devil In My Tubesocks, Angel in My Underwear Episode XXIII in the saga of Scotty Ruben! The portals of Heaven and
Hell open before our hero whilst enjoying a slice of pizza... the title
explains the rest. Don’t miss Nathan’s P-13, also showing at
MCF ‘2000. Nathan Pommer, 180 Prince St. Apt 20, New York, NY 10012, T 212-334-2567, nathanpommer@hotmail.com |
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Chewie’s Star Wars Holiday Special Years after Star Wars, Chewbacca invites Luke, Lando, and Han over to
his trailer to watch the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. Killing Time Pictures, 2029 Eastwood Road #131, Wilmington, NC 28403, T 910-509-2890, info@killingtimepictures.com |
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Mondo Ford (world premiere!!!) An undiscovered gem from the golden age of “mondo” movies.
Did Gerald Ford kill JFK? MONDO FORD has the answer. AD&D Productions, 5313 Peacedale Lane, Austin, TX 78723, T 512-929-0605, www.flojo.com |
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Hype Man The Hype Man hypes DJ’s at their shows. But what does he do during
the day? Marc Hartzman, 204 3rd St, Hoboken, NJ 07030, T 201-656-1056, mhartzman3@aol.com, backwashzine.com |
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Girl With A Rice Cake Saves the World A girl with a rice cake stumbles across a mad scientist bent on destroying
the human race with a mysterious box that will melt peoples’ heads
if they are on the phone. Will the button be pressed? Will the symbolism
of the rice cake be revealed? Will the hope of love save the day for all
mankind??!!! Andrew Sterling, 25 Jacksonville Rd, Towaco, NJ 07082, ster2001@aol.com |
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The Princess and The Oyster Mixed media animation -- a prince, a princess, a magical mollusk and
true love. Don’t miss filmmaker Astrid Riemer in Brittany Hague’s
HOT BROADS, also showing at MCF 2000. Astrid Riemer, F 908-238-0373, astridriemer@hotmail.com |
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Gardener III: Revenge The Lumiere Brothers’ 1896 short, “L’Arroseur Arrose”
(“Tables Turned On The Gardener”) is considered the first use
of film as an art form. This is the long-forgotten, recently unearthed
concluding chapter of their “Gardener Trilogy”. Jason Woliner, PO Box 245, Pelham, NY 10803, T 914-738-5091, roysteeth@aol.com, denatsate.simplenet.com/drivethru |
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Cow and Turtle Cow falls on turtle. Jeannice Angela, 244 Cumberland St, 2nd Floor, Brooklyn, NY 11205, jeannice@infomarkets.com |
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Lee Hazelwood in New York The man behind Nancy Sinatra’s success talks about their lesser-known
film careers. Michael Galinsky c/o Insound, 149 Wooster St 4th floor, New York, NY 10012, T 212-777-8056 ext.24, michael@insound.com |
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Tributary (trailer) At MCF ‘97, we showed a trailer for a work-in-progress about tribute
bands being made by several filmmakers, including Russ Forster (SO WRONG
THEY’RE RIGHT). Since then, those filmmakers have parted ways. Two
of them finished the original tribute band documentary, while Russ started
over from scratch, looking at the subject matter from a different perspective. Russ Forster, russelforster@hotmail.com |
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Untitled “A night in Hampden”. A lone convenience store clerk is harassed
by a video camera-toting troublemaker. The Lab Productions, 1711 Bolton St, Baltimore, MD 21217 |
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Lucy’s Dream Lucy is a cute dog who dreams she’s a Woman, who’s in love
with her Master, who fantasizes she’s a drummer in Jimmy Angel’s
Rock n’ Roll band. Lucy is currently undergoing therapy. Features
former Baltimorian/Go Go’s drummer, Gina Shock. Relah Eckstein, Pajama Life Productions, PO Box 18123, Encino, CA 91416, T/F 818-881-7822, relah@earthlink.net, www.pajamalife.com |
midnight - a JMM double feature!!!
Elvis Meets the Beatles Things get real gone when the Fab Four visit Graceland. Based on the
actual August 27, 1965 meeting, it’s “All facts based on what
someone else says is TRUE!!!” Guerrilla Monster Films, 1910 Madison Ave, PMB #3577, Femphis, TN 38104, jmm@bigbroad.com, www.bigbroad.com
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Superstarlet A.D. Imagine going beneath the planet of the apes, beyond thunderdome, and
beyond the valley of the dolls... all in one movie!!! After the apocalypse,
in the town of Femphis, the surviving men have de-evolutionized into Neanderthals,
while the surviving women have banded together into rivaling gangs based
on hair color (the blonde PhayRays, the brunette Satanas, the redheaded
Tempests). While the three gangs battle for the Earth’s dwindling
supplies of lipstick and ammunition, a fourth gang emerges, Superstarlet
A.D., made up of all hair colors and on a quest to find film footage of
their burlesque star ancestors. Guerrilla Monster Films, 1910 Madison Ave, PMB #3577, Femphis, TN 38104, jmm@bigbroad.com, www.bigbroad.com
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